1 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,680 That was horrible. 2 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:12,080 You should be able to handcuff your kids 3 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:13,400 to the airplane seat. 4 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:15,920 They'd be all, "bleh," for like a minute, 5 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:17,800 and then they'd be fine. 6 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,160 Have a super trip to Vermont. 7 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,199 Hope you get trampled by a moose. 8 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:23,520 What a monster. 9 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,760 I know. I mean, what was her problem? 10 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:27,800 Frankie went up to her, what, like two or three times? 11 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:29,480 Yeah, if she didn't want kids talking to her, 12 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,440 she shouldn't have worn a fuckin' Shrek jumper. 13 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:37,240 Oh, God, I need to stop for a second. 14 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:38,600 I'm so tired I could cry. 15 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,680 Well, put on your sunglasses and cry 16 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,439 I can't. Muireann popped one of the lenses out. 17 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:44,600 Oh, honey. 18 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:48,840 Sir. 19 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:52,560 Thanks. 20 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,680 I'll get it in a minute. 21 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,240 - Hey. - Hi. 22 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,680 - Get over here. - Hey. 23 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,080 - Hi. - Yeah. 24 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,160 What is that smell? 25 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,279 - It's us. - Oh. 26 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,680 Well, it's at least great to see you. 27 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:22,920 Okay. Let's go. 28 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,640 Let's hit the beach. 29 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,320 - Yes! - Okay. 30 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,800 Is that the radio? 31 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,840 Mom's dead. 32 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,200 She died. 33 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,520 What? 34 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,600 Come on. 35 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,640 No. 36 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:49,840 What? No, what? I don't-- 37 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:51,640 - What? - I don't-- 38 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:54,160 I-- I talked to her right before we got on the plane. 39 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:57,000 She-- She asked me to bring her Coleman's mustard. 40 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,240 I-- I found her in her bedroom this morning. 41 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:03,160 - What happened? - We don't know yet. 42 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,040 We think it's probably a heart attack. 43 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,360 - Do you want me to drive? - No. 44 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,720 Okay. 45 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,440 Did the paramedics try to resuscitate her or-- 46 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:31,560 They did not. She was cold when they got here. 47 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,240 Did they try everything? 48 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,840 I mean, should I go up there and try to-- 49 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,280 No. 50 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,360 - Hey. - Hey. 51 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,439 Are you okay? 52 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,000 - I mean, yeah. - Yeah. 53 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,720 - You know. - Yeah. 54 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:51,200 Uh, Pat, this is my brother Rob-- 55 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,800 - Oh... - And this is my Sharon. 56 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,280 This is Rob's Sharon. This is Sharon. 57 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,680 Rob... 58 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,960 I am so sorry for your loss. 59 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,560 Thank you. 60 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,880 - It's terrible. - Yeah. 61 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:08,240 It's just terrible. 62 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,320 Did you tell them about last night? 63 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:13,160 She just-- She didn't seem herself to me. 64 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,120 She didn't seem herself... to you? 65 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,440 Not to me. No. 66 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,200 We were having soup from Five Corners, 67 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,920 she loves their soup. 68 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,760 And so we were just in the kitchen 69 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,600 slurping on that. 70 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:32,200 But her eyes seemed cloudy to me. 71 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:35,240 And she said-- 72 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,240 She-- She said a couple times how tired she was. 73 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,400 Oh, oh-oh. 74 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,720 All right, I'm gonna go get us some lunch. 75 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:48,680 Mia said that you were a big corned beef guy 76 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,960 when you were a kid, Rob. 77 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,840 You still like corned beef? 78 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:55,160 I'm gonna go see my mom now. 79 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,920 All right, well, I just get a few different meats then, 80 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,800 you know, just to be safe. 81 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,320 All right. 82 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,000 People die when we visit. 83 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:19,120 Your dad died when we went to Ireland. 84 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,359 And now my mom. 85 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:24,600 I mean, we can Skype or write letters to your mom, 86 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:28,239 but if we visit her, she'll die. 87 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,320 We have a dark power. 88 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,360 What? 89 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,360 I was just wondering if there's anyone we should visit. 90 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,360 Maybe we should visit Fergal. 91 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,320 That's not funny. 92 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:46,920 It's nice seeing you laugh. 93 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,040 She looked kind of beautiful. 94 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,560 Didn't she? Lying there. 95 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,360 She really did. 96 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:00,720 Do you think Pat went up there and did her hair and make up? 97 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,000 Huh? 98 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,040 No. 99 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,720 I don't know. 100 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:09,520 Sounds like they had a pretty great rapport. 101 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,240 I don't like that he was here when she died. 102 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,440 Fuckin' grief vampire. 103 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,760 What do you think his problem is? 104 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:20,080 What do I think his problem is? 105 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,920 What, that he loves your sister and he seems really kind. 106 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,239 And he made us that great lunch. 107 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,480 He put meat on a tray. 108 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:29,800 Yeah, but I think he smoked that meat himself. 109 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:32,640 I'll fuckin' smoke his meat. 110 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:39,760 When do you think the service will be? 111 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:43,000 We're aiming for Friday. 112 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,760 We might need to stick around for a few days afterwards 113 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,760 just to help sort out her affairs. 114 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,560 Okay. 115 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,960 How long do you think that will take? 116 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,640 I don't know. 117 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,640 Yeah, but approximately. 118 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:59,560 - I don't know. - So I should cancel the hotel? 119 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,680 Yep. 120 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,560 Do you think you still might want to go down to the beach? 121 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:06,400 - I don't know! - Okay, honey, I was just-- 122 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,240 You know, it might be good for the kids. 123 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:11,520 All right, well, I'll tell you what. 124 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,160 Why don't you go to the beach, 125 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:17,400 and I'll stay here and go to my mom's funeral. 126 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:20,200 I'm gonna go to your mom's funeral. 127 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:23,160 Just after that, maybe we should go to the beach. 128 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,520 I mean, you'll still be sad, 129 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,960 just... why not be sad on the beach? 130 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:31,240 - I'll still be sad. - I'll be sad, too. 131 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:34,000 At the beach. 132 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:45,600 Looks great. 133 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:48,480 Oh. It's for my mother-in-law's funeral. 134 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,320 - Hey. - Hey. 135 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,480 How'd you get on? Did you get a nice suit? 136 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,400 Uh, it's probably four sizes too big, 137 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,680 but it was 75 bucks, so... 138 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,920 - Did you get that dress? - Yep. 139 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,360 I got the blue bikini as well. 140 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,560 'cause it was so cheap. 141 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,960 Also, you know, you never know. 142 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,240 There's another swimsuit store up here I saw. 143 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,680 I wanted to have a look. Do you mind? 144 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:23,800 Rob. 145 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,280 - Rob Norris? - Tim? 146 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,000 How you doin', man? 147 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,720 What's up? 148 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,080 Oh, wow. Hey, Sharon, 149 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,560 this is Tim Cabot. 150 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,520 We worked together for years at Frye and Lowe. 151 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:35,800 Tim, this is my wife Sharon. 152 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,520 - Hi, Tim. - Sharon. 153 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:40,960 You know, I had a little girlfriend in fat camp called Sharon. 154 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 You're not from Toronto, are you? 155 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,640 Uh, no. 156 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,200 I'll take your word for it. 157 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,040 - How you doin', man? - Pretty good. 158 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:50,800 You know, started my own business. 159 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,960 Got tired of making those donkeys rich. 160 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,720 What the hell are you doing back here? 161 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,320 Did London kick you out once they found out you were a bigamist? 162 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,240 No, no, um-- 163 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,040 Uh, my mom died yesterday. 164 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,960 Holy shit, I am sorry to hear that. 165 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,520 Yeah, my mom died 11 years ago. 166 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,680 It sucks not having a mom. 167 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,400 I don't care that I'm 56, I still want my mommy! 168 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:17,360 Listen, let's, uh, get together when it's a better time. 169 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,640 Okay. 170 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,960 Maybe Sharon could fall in love with Boston, 171 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,880 and I could entice you to come work for me. 172 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,360 Unless you don't like box seats at Fenway, 173 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,800 or lobster Fridays. 174 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,320 I like those things. 175 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:31,600 Uh! Got ya. 176 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:33,040 - All right, man. - Listen, I gotta roll. 177 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,280 - Give me a call. - Okay. 178 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:35,320 - Sharon. - Oh! 179 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:38,640 Oh, man. 180 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,840 Still mourning after 11 years. Wow. 181 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:45,160 Yeah, it looks that way. 182 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,360 Guess you'd better not ask him 183 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,600 to go bikini shopping with you. 184 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,480 What's that supposed to mean? 185 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,400 Is that a dig at me? I'm devastated too, you know. 186 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,759 And worse, you're inconvenienced. 187 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,520 Honey. 188 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,640 I feel awful for you, of course I do, 189 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,400 and for Mia, really awful, 190 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:07,320 but am I sad for us that it happened on our family holiday? 191 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,879 Yeah, I'm-- I'm sorry. But I am. 192 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,080 We've had a really tough year, 193 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,120 and it's just horrible luck. 194 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,640 Yeah, I hear what you're saying. 195 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,040 It is sad about the holiday, 196 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,360 so why don't you take that feeling, 197 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:19,840 and, uh, put it in a box, 198 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:21,960 and then try and kick it up your own asshole 199 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,720 while I bury my mom? 200 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:36,840 Hey, sweetheart. 201 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,960 - I'm so sorry. - Thank you, Jan. 202 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,280 I know Mia was looking forward to seeing Frankie and, uh, 203 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,960 - the girl? - Muireann. 204 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,400 Oh, M-- Yes, of course. Mm-hm. 205 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:52,160 Hi. I'm Sharon. 206 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,960 Very sad. 207 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Bobby. Can I talk to you for a second? 208 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,040 Yeah. 209 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,520 Your Dad's here. 210 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,840 Oh... Wow. 211 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:02,879 Sydney won't come out of her room. 212 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,240 She doesn't want to see him. 213 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,840 - Where is he? - He's in the bathroom. 214 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,639 He's been in there for 20 minutes. 215 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:10,400 I think he's taking a shower. 216 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:11,760 But when he gets out, 217 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:14,080 probably best we ask him to leave. 218 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,080 All right, well, let's just hit the breaks for a second-- 219 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,640 There's the big guy! 220 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,639 I know who you are. 221 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,000 Welcome to New England. 222 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,759 So, is Rob showing you a good time? 223 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,840 Well, we've been getting ready for the funeral. 224 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:35,400 Make sure he takes you to Woodman's 225 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,600 - for some fried clams. - Okay. 226 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,120 Hey, who's this little guy? 227 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,880 Uh, that's your grandson. 228 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,160 Well, how about that? 229 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,760 Hey, are you okay? 230 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,840 I mean, you-- you look a little yellow. 231 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,519 Oh, yeah, it's just a little cirrhosis. 232 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,639 I'm on some list for a new liver. 233 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,639 - Jesus. - I'm gonna be honest, 234 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,639 I'm not priority, but, you know, why should I be? 235 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:01,080 I always rode it hard and put it away wet. 236 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,600 Anyways, good news about Brexit, huh? 237 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,520 Oh, I forgot. You're a bigot. 238 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,360 Oh, come on, it's just about borders. 239 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,520 What, are you gonna build a house without walls? 240 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,480 It'd be nuts. 241 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:17,000 Plus, it'll give your cousins in the IRA something to do. 242 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,560 What? 243 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,080 We don't owe him anything. 244 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,360 He wasn't even there when you were born. 245 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,440 He met you when you were four days old. 246 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,840 Fuckin' asshole. You know who was there? 247 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,880 I was there. I was five. 248 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,560 I'm not telling you what to do, 249 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,000 but, you know, if you told him you forgive him, 250 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,680 even if you don't mean it, you'll feel better, 251 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,400 'cause he's gonna die soon. 252 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,360 You can forgive someone when they're dead. 253 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,560 Yeah, exactly! I'm not on his timeline. 254 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,040 He chose to live that way. You reap what you sow. 255 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,040 Oh, God. 256 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,840 My uncle had cirrhosis. 257 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,280 It was disgusting. 258 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,920 It's a bad end. 259 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,000 Thank you. 260 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,880 I'm right here. 261 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,480 What do you need? 262 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:17,560 In a lot of ways, she was a great mom. 263 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:22,160 She used to cook us casseroles in the morning. 264 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,840 She'd read somewhere that breakfast was 265 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,560 the most important meal of the day, 266 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,040 so she used to get up at 5 a.m. 267 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,200 and prep a big pot of meat and vegetables, 268 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,640 and we'd just sit there and sweat and eat it. 269 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,760 And she did good deeds, too. 270 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,920 We found that out when we were going through her stuff. 271 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,680 She raised money for spinal surgeries for kids 272 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,560 through her eBay sales. 273 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,480 I guess there's a button on eBay where you can donate, 274 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,240 and-- and that's what she did. 275 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:51,720 Um, her friend Sally gave me an email, uh, 276 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,680 that she sent her. 277 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:54,920 I'll read it. 278 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,600 "I heard about these babies. 279 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,800 "Their spines are like corkscrews, 280 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,000 "but once they have these surgeries, 281 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,320 "it's beautiful. 282 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,680 "They can play hockey or rollerblade. 283 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,640 "I mean, I wouldn't have to do it at all 284 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:21,640 "if this government gave a rat's ass about disabled kids. 285 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:24,320 "They'd be happy to just throw 'em out the window. 286 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,040 "I bet Mike Pence spends his Sundays 287 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,640 "throwing disabled kids out of windows. 288 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,360 "Looks like he would, that fuckin' 289 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,600 microwaved apple lookin' assed motherfucker." 290 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:39,280 I'd go on, but it gets worse. 291 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:46,120 Please join us at Archie's for fried stuff and drinks. 292 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,440 Thank you. 293 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,360 Oh, honey. 294 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,920 I don't know why I'm-- 295 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,360 - You miss her. - No. 296 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,440 Yeah. 297 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,360 I hated Obama, but I respect him. 298 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,880 You'd think after eight years he'd want to put his feet up 299 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:24,120 instead of spending all that time organizing fake school shootings. 300 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,680 Jesus. 301 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:26,880 Why are you here? 302 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,480 Outside of looking for a donor liver. 303 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,240 I'm here to pay my respects to your mom. 304 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,760 - Oh, really? - Really. 305 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:36,080 Really? Well, you look like a fuckin' minion. 306 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,320 Honey, I don't even know what that is. 307 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:38,680 Is that bad? 308 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,480 Is it? 309 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:44,560 What? 310 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:48,600 Oh, for God's sake. 311 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,480 What the hell? 312 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,840 Did you see my dad fuckin' followed us here? 313 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:57,960 Yeah. 314 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,320 He's probably filling his pockets with chowder crackers. 315 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,160 Are you okay? 316 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,000 Yeah, sorry, I'm just-- 317 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:10,760 Oh... I didn't realize you loved her so much. 318 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,280 No, I didn't, I'm just-- 319 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,920 Sorry. 320 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:17,040 You just keep talking 'cause I gotta take a whiz. 321 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,720 Oh, I think maybe it's-- 322 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,800 I think maybe it's jet lag or something, you know? 323 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,440 Shit. Do you have a tampon? 324 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,400 Um, no, I don't think so, I haven't had my, um-- 325 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,920 - Oh, fuck. - What? 326 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,760 My period's four days late. 327 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,560 Hang on, is today Wednesday? 328 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,040 No, it's Friday. 329 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,880 It's six days late. 330 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,840 Haven't been to a funeral in quite a while, 331 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,760 - I usually skip 'em. - Really. 332 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,360 Is this the first funeral you've been to 333 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:06,120 where you broke the jaw of the deceased while drunk? 334 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,360 - She told you about that? - Yeah. 335 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,040 Yeah, well, I thought about that a lot, 336 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,240 and alls I can say is, 337 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,480 I hit her way less than my dad hit my mom. 338 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:19,800 And I spoke to Sharon and she says you don't hit her at all, 339 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,680 so... it's all going in the right direction. 340 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,840 And look at that little guy. 341 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,880 He's gonna be even better than you. 342 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,520 Can I talk to you for a second? 343 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,160 Yeah. 344 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,200 Uh... 345 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,800 what do you want to do about your dad? 346 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:49,080 He upset Sydney and he's quite yellow. 347 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,800 And are we taking his word for it 348 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,720 that he's not contagious with all that? 349 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,120 Look, Pat, 350 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,960 you seem like a great guy. 351 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,840 Or at least Sydney thinks that you are. 352 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,200 But as far as I'm concerned, 353 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,680 you're just some guy that I met yesterday 354 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:08,240 who's sticking his nose into my family's asshole. 355 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,640 I know you're upset. 356 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,559 That's some insight there, Dr. Phil. 357 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,080 So I'm not gonna take offense to that. 358 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,960 Would you rather take offense to me 359 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,799 telling you to shut your Guy Smiley Muppet hole 360 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,240 and fuck off behind that plant over there? 361 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,920 - Rob-- - All right-- 362 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,800 Oh, great! 363 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:28,080 - Good work, Pat. - Oh, my God. 364 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,400 You know, you should probably get her contact info 365 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,080 so you can be there when she dies. 366 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,440 Could share a cup of soup with her on her deathbed 367 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,760 while her kids are banging on the window to be let in. 368 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,000 Okay, maybe you should go outside and get some air. 369 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,760 - I'd like that. - Great. 370 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,640 I'm very sorry. 371 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:44,680 Hello. 372 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,559 You okay? 373 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:53,000 Yeah. It's just been a long day. 374 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,559 Tim Cabot called me earlier. 375 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,320 - Who? - The guy you went to fat camp with in Toronto. 376 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,920 Oh, Tim. 377 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,280 What did he want? 378 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,720 He offered me a job. Really good one. 379 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,799 That's gotta feel nice. 380 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,040 Yeah, it does. 381 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,720 And frustrating. 382 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,280 Why? 383 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,520 Well, since you can't take it. 384 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,480 Why? Why can't I take it? 385 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,720 Because we don't live here. 386 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,920 But we could. I mean, why not? 387 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,200 It'd be like a new adventure. 388 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,800 The kids would love it. 389 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,520 You know, and if we sold our place in London, 390 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,559 we could pay cash for a house in Swampscott, Massachusetts. 391 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:32,080 I don't want to live somewhere called Swampscott. 392 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,880 Okay, then Saugus. 393 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,240 Jesus, who names these places? 394 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,720 I just want to get home, okay? 395 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,200 I just want to get back to normal. 396 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,760 Look, I uprooted my life for you, 397 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,160 and moved away from my family, 398 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,640 and now my mom is dead, my dad's old, 399 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,520 and the biggest organ in his body is shutting off. 400 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:54,640 And my sister seems strong but she needs me. 401 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,720 Yeah, but they know that you have a family in London that needs you, too, 402 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,040 and also, they've got Pat now. 403 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,640 Okay, we could argue about this all night, 404 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,760 but I'm taking the job and we're staying. 405 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,480 You can't just tell me what I'm doing, 406 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:10,880 I'm not a fuckin' handmaid. 407 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,680 - Also, I just-- - Oh, oh, when I said "we," 408 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,400 I meant me and the kids. 409 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,720 - What? - I mean, you could be a part of our "we," 410 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,760 or you could just as easily fuck off, 411 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,400 but I'm staying here with the kids. 412 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,319 Okay, I know you're grieving, 413 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,960 and in a little while you'll feel really bad and apologize, 414 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,720 but even suggesting that I live in a different country from my kids 415 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,680 is a good way to get the ball rolling on your own funeral. 416 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:32,880 And I don't mean to sound psychopathic, 417 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,160 but I will kill you. 418 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,560 I fuckin' dare you to kill me. 419 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,560 You would last a minute trying to raise these kids on your own. 420 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,160 Do you know how hard I would laugh if you killed me? 421 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,880 Not as hard as me. 422 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,960 It'd be a welcome relief. 423 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,280 From the day I met you, 424 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,480 I've struggled to make you happy, 425 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,080 and it never works. 426 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,760 Have you ever done one thing-- I mean, just one thing-- 427 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,240 just for me? 428 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:57,319 Other than grow and feed and raise all of your babies? 429 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,559 Yeah, other than that? 430 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,640 - Countless blow jobs. - Countless? 431 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:04,079 I'm pretty sure I can count to 23 432 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,280 over four years. 433 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,480 I get claustrophobic! 434 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,800 All right, well, you know what? 435 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,280 You're mean and you're selfish, 436 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,560 and nobody likes you. 437 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,800 Oh, is that so? Well, I don't really care. 438 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:13,920 You know, and more importantly, 439 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,160 I don't like you. 440 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,320 Hi, this is Fergal. Please leave a message. 441 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,799 Is everything okay with you guys? 442 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:55,320 Uh, I'm not sure I have a short answer for that. 443 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,080 Listen. 444 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:08,480 I called Dad and we're gonna have lunch next week, 445 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,079 so... yeah. 446 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,760 If I can do that, 447 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,720 I think you can sort things out with Sharon. 448 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,080 Right? 449 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,040 Oh, uh, I have something for you. 450 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,320 Before you leave. Okay, wait. 451 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,520 Listen, uh... 452 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,320 I don't want to bother Rob with this, 453 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,440 but can you let him know that 454 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,440 I'm sorry if I tried to take the wheel too much. 455 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,320 Yeah. 456 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,200 I might have to mail it to him in a letter 457 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,080 'cause he's not talking to me right now, but sure. 458 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,000 And anyway, don't worry about it. You've been great. 459 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,200 - No. - A real rock for Sydney. 460 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,079 Well, I try to be. 461 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,520 I think that's what Rob needs, too. 462 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,880 A rock. 463 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,760 Huh? 464 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,480 I'm a rock. 465 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,560 - I'm his rock. - Oh. Okey dokey. 466 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,120 - Yeah. - Yeah. 467 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,280 Of course. 468 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,840 Hey. So, this came last night. 469 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,880 Thought you'd want to have it. 470 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,360 Guess she bought it before she died. 471 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,280 She's been falling asleep in the middle of her eBay auctions. 472 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,560 She bought a ceramic banana last week for $1500 473 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,400 'cause she conked out on the re-bid button. 474 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,960 I'm sorry, Pat. 475 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,360 Mm-mm. Oh... 476 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,520 Can you pull over? 477 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,920 Yeah. Are you okay? 478 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,200 Yeah. Just want to tell you something. 479 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:17,880 It's weird, you know, when you're here 480 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,360 you don't feel like you're in a 481 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,600 white nationalist ethno state, 482 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,080 run by a fake theocratic dictator. 483 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,920 You just feel like you're on a pretty beach. 484 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,920 Yeah. You'd never know. 485 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,600 I'm sorry that you find it a struggle 486 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,480 to make me happy. 487 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,360 Because, really, you make me happy every day. 488 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,720 I mean, most days. 489 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,720 Honey, I seriously didn't mean 490 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,840 those awful things that I said. 491 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,640 I just thought, you know, 492 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,560 what would be meanest. 493 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,480 Yeah, but I get why you said it. 494 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,080 So let's do it. 495 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,760 You know? 496 00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,880 Let's move here. 497 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,440 We could have a good life here. 498 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:06,760 Look, I'm a husk of a man, 499 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,160 and if you want to be with this, 500 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,120 then I don't care where we do it. 501 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,240 It could be London or Boston, 502 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,160 or fuckin' Cairo. 503 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,160 Just tell me where to be and when, 504 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,960 and I'll do it. 505 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,480 I'm pregnant. 506 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,240 I know. 507 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,120 I saw the test in the trashcan. 508 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,280 You left it, like, on top of the pile of trash. 509 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,800 And I figured it wasn't Sydney's or my mom's. 510 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,280 Oh, God. 511 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,160 What do you think? 512 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,640 I threw up when I saw it. 513 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,880 Yeah, me too. 514 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,880 But then I thought... 515 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,440 why not? 516 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,280 I mean, it could be fun. 517 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:53,680 What do you think? 518 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,960 I mean, yesterday, I definitely 519 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,400 didn't want to have any more of your children, 520 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,880 but, I mean, now, sitting here... 521 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,800 you look so handsome. 522 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,800 I really want to have it. 523 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,600 Like I really want to push out a tiny little baby 524 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,400 and just kiss it and smell it. 525 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,480 Can I ask you something? 526 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:23,080 I didn't fart. There's an algae here that smells like-- 527 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,320 I mean, it smells like my farts. 528 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:25,400 No, just-- 529 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,520 Do you think we would have ended up together? 530 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,440 I mean, if you hadn't got me pregnant. 531 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,080 The first time. 532 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,880 If I met you right now, 533 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,960 I'd still want to fuck you for a week. 534 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,160 And get you pregnant. And marry you. 535 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,920 And mess it all up from there. 536 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,120 Let's do that then. 537 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,600 Want to jump in quickly? 538 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,120 The kids are asleep. 539 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,240 - No. - Why? 540 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,800 I don't want to have fun right now. 541 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,360 What are you doing? 542 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,600 Having fun. 543 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,120 Sharon! 544 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,600 Thought you didn't want to swim? 545 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,240 I just didn't like seeing you drifting there on your own. 546 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:08,120 ♪ If I could have it back ♪ 547 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,960 ♪ All the time that we wasted ♪ 548 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,440 ♪ I'd only waste it again ♪ 549 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,120 ♪ If I could have it back ♪ 550 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:22,080 ♪ You know I would love to waste it again ♪ 551 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,760 ♪ Waste it again and again and again ♪ 552 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,920 ♪ Well, I've got to ask ♪ 553 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:39,440 ♪ Sometimes I can't believe it ♪ 554 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:43,440 ♪ I'm moving past the feeling again ♪ 555 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,080 ♪ Sometimes I can't believe it ♪ 556 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:51,360 ♪ I'm moving past the feeling again ♪ 557 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,160 ♪ Sometimes I can't believe it ♪ 558 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,480 ♪ I'm moving past... ♪